Things That Make You Go.....Whoop-De-Ding-Dang-Doo!

Well, hello there you mighty Blogdawgs! How are you all today?...well, technically it's this evening in my little patch of the world, but you know...gotta cover all bases. Somewhere in the world it is well and truly Gin Time!! So, like Montel Jordan quite rightly said to us back in the day "Tip up your cup and throw your hands up and let me hear the party say: I'm kinda buzzed and it's all because (all together now!) This is how we do it!
That is us my friend, it really is...although I don't necessarily buy into the notion that 'South Central Does it Like Nobody Does', cos quite frankly, I am of the opinion that we are doing pretty feckin well in our respective locations, but there's no denying yer man had a point.
Auld Montypants as we'll affectionately call him, was harping on about how great his 'hood' is and that's all well and good, but I think what's vital is how great your 'head' is. If you are in a piss poor place at any time, then your weapon of choice has absolutely got to be this:

ADOPT AN ATTITUDE THAT IS SIMILAR TO A BLOODY GREAT BIG BUCKET WHICH IS SO SICKENINGLY, OVERWHELMINGLY AND OUTRAGEOUSLY FULL TO THE FECKIN BRIM WITH DELICIOUSLY AWESOME POSITIVITY THAT IT IS SLOPPING ONTO THE FLOOR!
NOW BREATHE!!!!!!

We're absolutely talking a Kaboom! Pow! Feckin Hell Yeah! mantra  running on a loop inside your bonce.....

In addition to this, it's important to adopt one or more of the following (obviously depending on whatever makes you feel comfortable):

• A shit hot, amazing pair of bangin heels/man shoes;
• An outfit that makes you look and feel more than a million dollars;
• A stellar, genuine smile...no-one can resist a stellar, genuine smile;
• Wherever you go, do as my fabulous, 'Sparkling to the Max' Dapper Don Disco Daddy (ummm my Dad in normal speak...) does and 'Walk in Like You Feckin Own the Place!'
• Believe your own hype;
• Tap into your passions and all those things you wanted to be, wanted to experience, the places you promised yourself you'd visit. Life likes to chuck us curved balls all the time, but we've totally got to cling on to the things we love and share them with the people we love. So, now we write them down....in a Bucket List.....

Although there's no denying that this concept is fantastic and all about squeezing every last dayglo drop of fun times and happiness before you...ummm...Kick the Bucket, I've always wondered why people leave it until they are waiting to die to get on up and start to live.
I actually think that today is the day I write my 'Bucket List'. You can bet your arse it will be jam packed full of positivity and good times......

Will come back to this in my next post because, quite frankly I'm finding it rather tricky. This must frustrate the crap out of those who are facing imminent expiry....
Mwahzicles of Fabulocity xxxx We out.